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Sip and Slam

A 'Beer-and-Shot' establishment.

The locals will know this spot. They’re not trying to be anything more than a welcoming place to get a shot of whiskey and a Miller High Life. And sometimes, that’s exactly what the night calls for. Feel free to order spirits with a mixer, but don’t ask for a cocktail - it’s not the time nor the place. And that’s OK.

Unfussy Libations

Cocktails and beer served, but nothing too fancy.

No lines, no one is traveling far to come here, and it’s got something for everyone. The bartender isn’t gonna roll their eyes when you ask for a Manhattan, but they're probably free-pouring and it may or may not come on the rocks. But sometimes, it doesn't matter. After all, you’re probably only paying $10-$14 for it. Who doesn’t love an unfussy cocktail?

Neighborhood Classic

Order a well made classic cocktail—or just get a beer.

Enter technique. Cocktails are generally measured, prepared well, and will taste balanced. You can order the classics here with confidence. Don’t see a Last Word on the menu? No sweat, ask for it. Expect technique, but maybe not creativity. When the night calls for a well made Manhattan, but you don’t have time for a two hour waitlist, this is your place. It’s the type of place you visit when you’re in the neighborhood.

Cocktail Artistry

Skip the beer; get a cocktail.

This is beyond technique. They’re creating originals that you’d want to travel for. They’re beyond classics. If you want a classic though, order it— it’ll be close to perfect. Perhaps they’ve mastered some aspects of the bar-going experience, perhaps there are slight inconsistencies between drinks or visits that’s holding them back from mastery. Don’t expect to see TVs here, the cocktails are the experience.

The Art of the Cocktail

If you leave disappointed, it's your fault.

“Are they God?"

"How’s this possible?"

"How’d they come up with this?"

"Holy shit. I think I know the meaning to life.”

These are all things you may say after experiencing these establishments. Your experience will transcend time and space. Move earth and mountains to visit. If you have a bad time, you have no one to blame but yourself. Everything from the vibe to the service will be immaculate here. Need that water refilled? Don’t worry, it probably already is.